Jennifer's Body (2009)

Nerdy girl and hot girl are BFFs, but one night the hot girl goes off with a smarmy indie band in their van and comes back evil. Well, eviler.

This is not a new riff on the teen horror movie, it’s just the same old stuff Diablo Codyfied. The science teacher has a hook hand for no apparent reason and there are a bunch of made-up words that we’re supposed to giggle at for their pop-culture cleverness. Yawn.

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