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12/09/2014

Rare Exports (2010)

A Finnish archaeological dig turns up the actual Father Christmas, but there was a dang good reason he was buried under a mountain...

It's an inventive horror movie, turning the modern concept of Santa Claus on its ear. Thing is, there's just not enough meat on its bones. Once we get that you should never sit a kid on this monster's lap, we're pretty much getting that message hammered home for the rest of the movie.

C+

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