Immortals (2011)

There were some beautiful visuals lurking beneath the omnipresent murkiness and I was really impressed by some of the fight scenes, but most went on far too long -- there’re only so many times I can be shocked at a dude being cleaved in two. Also, I was often confused about what the hell was going on; I think I was supposed to already be familiar with mythology (but I’m so not).

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