Mr. Turner (2014)

Maybe if I’d had any idea of who William Turner was before seeing this movie, I might have been interested...but I doubt it. I rarely knew what was going on here and was bored out of my mind. It felt disjointed and there was absolutely no one on the screen I was rooting for. It was 150 minutes of quiet, often offputting, nothing much.

The only thing worthy of remark in this movie was the phlegm. Someone was coughing, clearing a throat, and generally grossing me out every few minutes.

C-