The Meg (2018)

Jason Statham has been living in a perpetual state of drunkenness for five years, after having to abandon half of his deep-sea rescue crew. He claimed it was necessary due to attack by massive sea creature, but no one believed him and it cost him his career, marriage, and reputation. Spoiler: he gets to be the "I toldja so" guy when he's called in to help with an attack by a massive sea creature.

This movie is big and loud and dumb. So dumb. The romantic storyline is ridiculous and misplaced and has zero spark. The kid is cute. Statham and Ruby Rose are hot. The end.

C-