Bullet Train (2022)

A bunch of assassins are on the same bullet train, looking for the same case full of money, and getting in each other's way. There's a kid in a hospital with a threat hanging over him, a poisonous snake, a bunch of references to Thomas the Tank Engine and... and... and... just too much to keep track of. I wouldn't have minded that so much if the action was interesting or fun, but it's not. I was confused and angry, but mostly bored.

Spared from an "F" rating only because a few of the action scenes were cool (even though they were somehow less believable than those in the Fast & the Furious franchise).

D-