Like Mike (2002)

Orphan gets some shoes he believes once belonged to MJ and suddenly seems to have Jordan's powers plus on the floor. Lil Bow Wow is a cute kid and Morris Chestnut does a believable job in what is, essentially, a kiddie film. But Lipnicki, my boy, it's time to retire. It doesn't look as though that growth spurt is gonna happen any time soon and, at his worst, Macauley Culkin's acting abilities outshine yours.

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