The Decoy Bride (2012)

I love David Tennant almost irrationally, but this movie has taught me that there are definitely limits to that affection.

Paparazzi-hounded actress can’t find a quiet place in England to marry her novelist fiance, so she decides they’ll have to go somewhere remote: the tiny Scottish island that was also the setting of his book. When a stalker photographer tracks them down anyway, a decoy bride is brought in… and, who cares. It’s kindest to call it inept and leave it at that.

The accents, at least, are charming.

D+