Crazy Rich Asians (2018)

Young college professor is going home with her boyfriend for the first time. What she doesn't know is that he comes from an extremely well-connected and very rich family. She's immediately put into the spotlight and on the receiving end of nastiness from those who don't think she deserves such a catch.

Zero surprises here -- including the lazy comedic relief from Ken Jeong, Akwafina, and that guy from Silicon Valley. Worst of all, it's just so boring. Why the heck did everyone love this so much?

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