Parker (2013)

Parker is a thief who hooks up with an unfamiliar crew for a heist. After a doublecross where he's left for dead, Parker is determined to get his fair share. Doing so puts him on their trail to Miami and hooks him up with realtor J-Lo.

Everything about this movie feels like the '90s -- the pacing, the clothes, the girl v girl office politics, Lopez's acting -- I can barely believe it was made in 2013. It's watchable, but extremely forgettable.

C+